sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

image

why does the picture make perfect sense

  •  *about to get murdered*
  • murderer: any last words
  • me: imagine how is touch the sky
  • murderer: 
  • me: 
  •  *escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*

IM GONNA THROW MY FRICKIN LAPTOP OUT OF A WINDOW!!!!

speak-mellon:

peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles

I needed this post


cynicalduty:

ohdaesusie:




I have an odd fetish for spiders and I find this hot.

cynicalduty:

ohdaesusie:

I have an odd fetish for spiders and I find this hot.

ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

tentaisenshisunred:

if you think about it, king of the hill was just a slice of life anime but american

"Be good to people. Even the shitty ones. Let the assholes be assholes. You’ll sleep better." — Adam Gnade (via tyleroakley)


"Don’t think about what can happen in a month. Don’t think about what can happen in a year. Just focus on the 24 hours in front of you and do what you can to get closer to where you want to be." — (via thefinest-blog)


I’m doing everything I possibly can to get out of doing this assignment…

I’m not cut out for college life…



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Okay here it is. My name is Melia, I am 21, I am fixing to start University at Montevallo, and I plan to be a secondary education/English major. This is my third attempt at a blog, hopefully I won't get harassed anymore. I try to be a very nice person, but if you treat me like shit then don't expect me to take it. I like to think myself a writer, and I like to think I have a way with words. You can decide for yourself.

I will try my best not to bite anyone, but I make no promises.

Enter at your own risk.
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